Baltimore is host to its finest NFL squad the Baltimore Ravens. We have had our ups and downs, but its seeming like this just could be the year for us. Before we advance into a season in hopes of reaching Dallas, we must reflect on one legend in particular, Kyle Boller. Drafted out of UCAL with an ability to throw a football from his knees over the field goal post from half-field, he seemingly had potential. Put in a system with no quarterback, yet alone no offense, and a team that won a super bowl purely on defense, who would be successful? He choked like any scared quarterback would. Moving on to the god-awful Rams offense proved only more failure. Now headed to the Raiders, jesus dude you're in for a treat.. But what does this bro have that we all dream for:
No wait, thats Tara Reid. Boller already tore through Ms.Reid (once spotted with a du-rag, blacked-out together gettin slizard in Towson). The dude may just be Van Wilder. But wait it gets better, his bro-ness is about to settle down. and for this:
That would be 2009 Miss California and Miss USA first runner up Carrie Prejean. Boller and Prejean exchanged vows at San Diego's Grand Del Mar hotel on July 2. Kids got skills..
So the next time someone brings up this former Baltimore Ravens quarterback blunders, be sure to tell them: His football career may be slipping at a rapid pace into failure, but he slays dragons.
Shout-out to Pat.
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