Top 5 reasons to shop at Zumiez:
1. Your Gay
2. You really really like cargo shorts, and tee shirts that are too small
3. You hate local stores
4. You are completly clueless how to use the internet (in which case you would not be reading this and rule one applys)
5. You like it when it looks like a shark gripped your skateboard with its teeth
Top 5 reasons not to shop at Pac Sun
1. Ben Underweed works there
2. They hate everything thats good in this world
3. Kirra, Bullhead, and probably another brand they sell there are not real brands.
4. Pac Sun does not sell Snow, Skate or Surf boards
5. They lace all of the shoes in that place bar-laced and thats mad homo
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