Power Hour Bro's Breakdown

Havent done a post in a while so here goes nuffin...This is a parody song of Kanye West's song "Power" and is kind of a bro anthem/mocking bros a little. But each known stereotype of our in-house countyconnect bros can be found in the video. I'll break it down for ya'll...


Obviously, Erico Suave (Me) is the guy walkin in the middle, his "frattiness" really shows, plus that swoop of his bangs resembles my blonde locks in my "Flow" stage. Also just the fact the song is named after my favorite way to pregame (Power hour, im the self-proclaimed "King") and thats what this bro looks like he's about to accomplish.

Next up is Leslie Lonez aka 12-Pack Brad, Notice the asian guy in a toga with little resemblance to Brad. Well thats him, Brad has experience with "Wizard Staffs" which that dude is holding. Lonez was even punched in the face for breaking a certain "D-Bots" staff last summer. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say theres 12 beers in that staff and 12-Pack Brad only drinks 12 beers at a time, hence the name. And those Pectoral muscles, dont get me started.

Lets keep this moving with Brah-bee Collegeman aka Bart Jr. This was a easy one, its obviously the guy playing himself in Ruit(Beerpong for you n00bs) which i have seen Brah-Bee do in the past. The dude has perfect form and im sure he doesn't miss a cup like "Mr. College" Brah-bee. He is missing a 30 of Natty, large pizza, and a beach rental stand, but the dude will have to suffice.

Sexy Sam aka Hater Hater comes into the scene at around 40 seconds. This Ginger is aggresively shotgunning beers by his lonesome and doesn't care about it, as does CC's main contributor, thought he does favor "4 Loko's" over beer. Excellent form with no drip.

Matty Ice aka Mr. Chase is the bro having a "icing" duel with himself next to Brah-Bee's alter-ego Ruit player. This is due to the fact Matty Ice loves Smirnoff Ice and during the beginning of the fad was "icing" himself on purpose just so he could enjoy this liquid from the gods without shame. "You got iced"

DJ Squinny Squin, guy passed out with Solo's on his head at 1:23, enough said...


And last, but certainly not least is Brahshied aka Scotty to Hottie Moradi. His counterpart has a small role but none the less his bro-ness out performs everyone else. Around 1:18 Brahshied makes an appearance grinding up on some shawty while rockin shades and what looks to be a failed attempt to do the "Call Me" hand gesture, which im sure Brahshied had probably failed at anyways.

I wish I had a black friend to relate the dude at 1:17 to, cause his "edward 40 hands" is pretty epic but a last i do not.

Hope you enjoyed that breakdown, cause you're not getting those 5 minutes back.

Music and Cat posts comming in the future
~Suaved