Sunday, August 22, 2010

Girls Back To School Looks- Stereotyped by County Connect

So Back to School Shopping is in process already and after some inspiration from Yobeat, and a love for steriotyping, this is the womens installment of back to school looks. Basically im going to steriotype people i see, hang out wit, and sometimes laugh at, by showing you whta they will be wearing this fall. I hope im not offending too many people but this is it.






So for the next look i have, I took this one from a quote a wise woman named renee told me, "You can take the girl out of Parkville, but you cant take the Parkville out of the girl." I applied this knowledge while people watching after i herd it and it is undeniable. If your one of these, Heres your look. You probably cannot get away form buying your denim at hollister regardless, because you are so stuck on checking out the meat head dudes who work in there in the extra medium shirts. So Denim should all ready be crossed off of your list. Now moving onto the whole shirt situation, Your probably dieing to show some cleavage but you just don't know how much will be acceptable to the world outside of Joppa rd. You might go for a typical Roxy tee shirt. You may have seen a girl on laguna beach wearing that logo a few years back so you think to yourself, This has got to be cool. As far as the jewelry is concerned, Your sticking to your basics, Hoop earrings. A nice set of hoops should defiantly let that lax stud your looking for know that if he is interested, your down for fun. And as for the Foot , your set with a pair of $50 brown leather rainbow flops. All the new girls you will meet know that label, and so you figure they will assume your one of them. Good luck with the look. Anyone with any sense knows where your from though.











Your token Cool girl look is noticable from the eyewear all the way down to the toes. Now starting with the head, this girl is going to roll into wavedancer, or maybe some shop at the beach while there still are people in ocean city, and try and find the coolest name brand shades possible. In this case there some white electric Detroits that will make your face stand out of the pack, show off the tan you got this summer when you were waiting out your hangover from the party on 73rd st the night before. Next, What i like to call the tall and tattered tank top. This one you got at quiet storm after you saw a bunch of local oc chicks wearing them the night before at rambo's house. This tank is roxy but if you really want to seem legit go for a Volcom, or maybe even RVCA one. You will look like you know what's up for sure. As far as Shorts are concerned I would expect a pair of tattered old acid was denim cut offs. Probably rummaged up form your middle school days at Ridgely when you didn't want to be like every girl wearing a jean skirt so you stood out with your jean shorts. Yeah its about time to bring those back into the line up. And last but not least, the foot game. Flip Flips are a summer time thing and every girl from dundalk has already figured out what reef , rainbow, and sanok are already. You need to spread out of the crowd. You think to yourself, all the guys wear vans and mid socks, maybe I should try it!? it works. A nice set of mid socks and some vans era's. Your baller status now, evey guy thinks you could surf your ass off and wants a piece of you. Your welcome.

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