Monday, October 25, 2010

County Connect Exclusive: The Update

Now that it is almost halloween, It is time for an update on some Affiliates, Honorary Hoe's, a few matadors, and adding a few things to the old Blacklist. In Affiliates news, Tad is done with his career as a W&l Long pole and has pursued a new one in posting cat videos on Montse's facebook



Erico Suave is keeping things Fratty with Phi Delt, and keeping his shirts fresh with some permanent pit stains (he told me today he can no longer wear grey, red, or yellow shirts).



Raul is still in the devil's armpit we like to call Salisbury and very excited for the ever notorious Pumpkin Chunkin'. Also, just a week or so ago he, "i really LOL'd on this one". If you can look at Watsons pictures, you know what I'm talking about. Matty Ice was in town just this weekend to have a diversity match against the morgan state bears. Coast Guard felt the need to make there presence known by flying a helicopter to the feild and knocking down Mervo highschool's fence around they're brand new turf field.



BROoks was recently picked as the UMD representative for the Cricket Campus Railjam which will be held sometime in the spring. Garbo was recently told that his teeth are slowly getting crooked, his hairline is receding, he will soon have a hunch back, and if he does not wear an eye patch for a while each night he will also soon have a lazy eye. Although in defense Garbo's Bills did take the Ravens into overtime this week.

In Honorary Hoe's news, Alyssa is recently turned single and she really wanted me to make this known to the county connect community so I'm guessing she is looking for an In-House replacement. Dibs. It turns out skataway is still in high school, so for all of you who were led to believe she wasn't, you are wrong and you might want to keep that under wraps. Corinne is now the BMOC (big man on campus) of WAC because she believes she has a considerable amount to do with kicking a large group of "townies" out of a lacrosse party on friday.



Also I would like to extend my gratitude for her housing ollie and myself that night because Shredwards is a shit-head and went home to skype with his gf.



Honorary Hoe Renee is also recently single, although she is sissy's roomate so if your at salisbury than I do not suggest going anywhere close to her dorm. God help us all.

In Matador news, B Lee has been given 2 warnings by his RA for being too loud while dishing out HJ's to Z Crane, but that is no real suprise to any of us.



Lastly I would like to add these two things to the blacklist:



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