County Connect: May 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

Say hi to your mother for me, ok?

This is a epic sketch with Andy Samberg making fun of Mark Wahlberg, spot on. Say hi to your mother for me, ok?

Duck Fuke...Duke won the national Champo in lax on a potentially illegal faceoff move but whatev, here's to a JHU vs. MD championship in Bmore 2011

~Suaved

County Connect: Top 5 College pic's of the week

Some of our favorite WAC Students; Gavin Slayburn, Shredwards, and Emmert S.

Fat Dean Fratting Bransons down at WVU with his fellow Mountain Climbers

Im not sure where all of these County Connect Affiliates go to school but Pierre is wearing a tie at a party and P RY is ignorant as hell so it does not get much more college than that. Party on Simple Ben

P Ry Clearing off the table down at florida state, Straight Killing It!

W&L is the most college college ever, here are a few respectable baltimore boys who go there. Ned, Your fish died. We flushed it down the Toilet. The mt. gay rum handle you made into its home is still here though. Come get it and say your peace.

County Connect : Video of the Week

Sorry if it seems like were all on Zack Galifinakis's dick but that dude is hilarious.

This video is pretty rediculous along with a bunch of other music vicdeos he has done on youtube.

I was offended when harry smith told me she had never seen Out Cold before so if you haven't either,

I suggest you get your stats up. now.

Oh and Dong was the only one to fall in the fiddle stick games today due to a push from behind by simple ben,

It was awesome.

Fuck Duke

Sunday, May 30, 2010

County Connect Review: UVA vs Duke

UVA: Lets face it, everyone in ravens stadium today wanted UVA to take the win and move on past whoever won that other game nobody cares about, to a National Championship.

There was a lot of talk about how the attendance would be low since no instate lacrosse teams were playing, the fans wouldn't show.

My side of this argument is that there are probably more maryland kids on UVA than almost any other Devision 1 NCAA team in the nation. And also between the attack power house Steele Stanwick is, and Brian Carroll's domination of the wahoo's midfeild. This team was backed just as hard as say Maryland would have been if they were'nt knocked out by the Fighting Irish.

Duke: Can suck shooters hairy sack. They have kids wearing Brine helmates on there team. Most of us don't even care about dukes lacrosse team strictly on the principal that we hate there Basketball team and thats just the way we are raised here at the county connect. Nobody grows up rooting on the blue devils as the creep through the sweet 16 every year. its always Terps Terps Terps!. Unless your shook, in which case your backing your boi'z at Coppin State. So this is a little bit of a ramble but hopefully you guys will agree with me that duke fucking sucks, there actually pretty good at lacrosse, but they still suck. get what I mean?? I know you do.

Fuck it though. Monday at 12 noon we will be tailgating for the champo game which i hope gets struck by lightning. Feel free to come along, if your going to the game anyway than call me up and stop by.

GO! Nobody~!!!

County Connect Fiddle Stick League: Official Roster

If I had 2 bullets loaded into a gun, and I was stuck in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Fidel Castro, and Quint Kessnich. I would shoot Quint TWICE"- Michel Scott reworded

Team 1: B Marx

Keys

Lindsay Lonez

Team 2: Cos

Fat

Fitz

Team 3: Kfry

Buck

Morgan M

Team 4: El Salto

Team 5: Garbo

Nick U

Simple Ben

Team 6: Heels

B OZ

J Fitz

Team 7: Pierre

Sorento

Jesse

Team 8: Rod "dat Nigga" Mosley

Dongless Crotchfort

Matty Ice

The games start at 5 pm at the Overlook Park fields off of Register Ave. It is pretty easy to get to off of both york rd where it goes through stoneleigh, and also Loch Raven BlVD past where crackpot is. If you need directions than call someone who is somewhat sane. Bring some kind of beverage, Beer is suggested but not enforced. We also have goals, balls, sticks (including goalie sticks) there already so you dont really need to bring much of anything. If you want, bring a lacrosse penny so the teams are somewhat distinguishable. See You There

443-414-4911 for questions

410-790-9765 for handys

Thursday, May 27, 2010

County Connection Collection: Zack Galifianakis

yes.

Get GnArly

I found this beauty on Get Gnarly's facebook page. This is my homie Tron who started get gnarly, peep the wardrobe, he stays fresh. Last time I herd him talking he was giving someone directions and he told them to make a jew on the corner and than a hebrew at the light. Oh and he also said his girlfriend was super hott cause she looked like an ostrich. that last quote was from back in my towson mall wavedancer days though, so now I'm not sure which animal his girlfriend compares to.... I can't wait to find out though

County Connect Guest Post: Youtube

Prater showed me this gem, Pretty tight.

This Videos from Garbo. I have been searching for this video for probably 3 months now. Its a deleted scene from Old School. Will Farrel just Killing It.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

DJ Suave's Songs to Listen to

hey ya'll, got some tunes that are real club bangerz, download links are there in case you like what you hear. Peace, love, and a bottle of hair grease...

Download Link

That is all...

~SUAVED

County Connect Affiliate: Hayden

Hayden is a respectable fellow canadian who loves snowboarding. I met him when he and some other dudes from Transworld came to baltimore this winter and he is deffinatly down for County Connect. His interests include Girls, Cheese Dix, Girls, Snowboarding, Skating, Girls, Filming, Girls, Ruiner, and what looks to be weed by the rearrangement of Monster stickers on his hat. Hell Yeah Hayden, Your the Man.

This is a sick video Hayden made of one of my favorite riders, Jed Anderson.

Haydens big day out from Jake Kuzyk on Vimeo.

This is a Video of Hayden slaying a rail in quebec while they were filming for the new Transworld Video. Its pretty funny so you should deffinatly watch it!

County Connect Exclusive: CVP's and Garbos

This Picture is exactly how Suave would like to portray his lifestyle. Beers, Brolo's and Bright Watches. Sick.

We didn't come with him, but County Connect Affiliate: Garret was gEtTInG WeIRd.

Solo Pictures are always awkward, But some ones gotta rep the double C's. Oh there's shooter too.

Shooter officially has the worst collection of tee shirts in baltimore county. Here he is spotted wearing a tee from some brand called lucky, not sure what that is but if you file through some previous posts featuring this creature there's a tee that says "Total Package" thats probably my favorite. Oh and Suaves in this shot Fratting Bronson's and Macking babes. Whurddd?

Monday, May 24, 2010

County Connect: The Black List

Who drinks coke and is worried about calories, Tastes real my ass. Die Slow Coke Zero, Die Slow

County Connect Affiliate: The Endless Bummer Manager

spot

You will be missed, see you down de Ocean

County Connect Official Fiddle Stick Teams

Squad 1 includes County Connect Affiliates: LaxWorld Heiress Jessie, Sorentino, and Peter Pan Pierre. The Team mom is Garrett, and there cheerleaders include Slater, that one chick garbo hooked up with, and newly made blacklist member paige s.

Squad Number 2 includes B OZ, J Fitz, and Heels. The Team Mom is Shooter, and there cheerleader roster includes Abby H, Garrish, D Riley, every kid who has gotten in a fight with evan during an indoor lacrosse game, and some blonde girl B Oz has comment conversations with on facebook that lives neer providence rd. (and its nobody on the damn blacklist)

Squad 3 is stacked with College affiliations, The roster includes Ra "Brahshied" Moradi, Matty Chase, Keys, and The one the only Lindsay Lonez. There team chemistry will be some of the best due to there salisbury ties, and chases team building skills provided by the US of A. The team mom is Lisa Lonez and the cheerleader roster includes Kyle Dusing. just Kyle Dusing.

There Are plenty more spots available so Text me or Contact me some other way with your roster. Games are planned for sunday afternoon starting around 5 at the register ave. fields at overlook park. Friday is the last day to sign up. after that it will take at least an HJ to get on the bracket.

County Connect Official Fiddle Stick League

The Admins and Affiliates at County Connect have decided to start a Fiddle Stick League. We will have teams of 3 which you guys can choose. Games will be to 11 points and we will set up a bracket once the teams have been set. To set it up please comment on this post below, or Text me your team or if you want to play (443-414-4911). The league is allowing co-ed teams if they are desired and cheerleaders and team moms are suggested, not enforced.

NO members of the County Connect Black List will be allowed in the league

County Connect Restaurant Review: Glauber's

This is what A-millz whips to work. No more Cav's in the McD's parking lot for her

- suave

Today we went to visit one of our favorite Honorary Hoes at work. Glauber's has been hiring County Connect affiliates for years now, and from what I have herd, they have pretty good chocolate. If you feel the need for a strange, suggestive card, they have those as well. A-millz was trying to talk us into pregnant chocolate women on sticks, cards with profanity, and a double date (her and the two of us.....). She only succeeded in one of her endeavors but if your in the Timonium area after 3pm on a weekday than you should stop by.

County Connect Affiliates: Buck & K Fry

K Fry and Buck repping County Connect hard. They lost in the state semifinal this weekend but they got off at prom, and on xbox (kfry). The video below is of buck busting a move at prom

County Connect : Props

i stole this off of jewlerys faceook pictures, awesome

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Black List: Named

Paul W. stay back

County Connect Exclusive: Party Time Pics

This crazy asshole literally chugged that peppermint shit straight. I hope you can read this morning, cause if you can, Your the man

bumming.

Than the dundalk dutchess lurked on in, Only got stranger from there

Stains + This pedophile (Cshook) = Fun Times with County Connect

there are too many guys in this picture.............county connect , no homo

TCrane in a beautiful thrift shop cop leaft joint, look fly while Garbo and Dong rep us hard.

Ignorance

Garbo is lurking at someone or something in here.

County Connect ADMIN's

County Connect Restaurant Review: The Reserve

The Left Hook: Angus Burger with Fried onion, Smoked Applewood Bacon, and Chipotle BBQ sauce. A good, conservative choice tonight

Watermelon Salad: Feta Cheese, Watermelon, Cucumber (Probably hustled by rob "dat nigga" Mosley) and some kind of light dressing was surprisingly awesome. There were lots of good transitional flavors and the feta didn't leave a heavy taste in your mouth. Try IT!

Cream Of Crab Soup; I had to do it, It was on the menu the other day when I went to another restaurant and I passed it over, so I felt obligated to get it here. This Bowl was some of the best, with there own chipotle twist on it, It surpassed any expectations I had set after seeing it on the Menu

If your a Loch Raven girl reading this, Its official. Montse and Kfry are now exclusive. I could have gotten a little more scandalous and taken a pic of them mid makeout sesh, but we are classier than that. Don't get bummed out now though, Kfry's only a sophomore , 2 more years of that flow wondering the halls of loch raven high school.

Over all I suggest the Reserve for a good Thursday or friday night dinner spot. Great for a Date spot if your going to the bars afterwards. The bar itself there was a little crowded when we had our 8 pm reservation but it wasn't really loud tell around 10:30. The Food was really well made, Quality ingredients, and nice service. County Connect gets down at The Reserve.