County Connect Exclusive: The Update

I would like to kick this update off with an appology for not posting much this month. It has been busy with finals, ignorance, holiday events, and mostly snowboarding. It has been eventful, very eventful. With a few more weeks left in winter break, more ignorance is assured.

Raul has taken a month off of the 12 pack brad post of the month because he cant handle the pressure, but his hawt new GF will be providing motivation soon so you can look forward to one of those on the first 12th of the new year. County Connect Admin, Matty Ice is now officially on the market. Single and ready to mingle, so don't be scared lady's. Erico Old Money Suave has been working on his outfits to fit the part and here is his most recent move, described in words, the CCCam could not catch this one.

According to my sort of true, but mostly exaggerated recall of the story:

Old Money: My sister gave me a 20, she has a job, order us a drink

KCar: Disbelief


Shredwards has been working his way back into the game after an on and off relationship with a certain florida women's lacrosse player. There are a few applicants to fill the void, but he his getting a lot of ass regardless,

Watch the following:



Jewlery started rollerskating I guess




More of the update to come, but there's something to work with, and here is a hot Jam from Suave/ T.A.D.D

Party Time Videos

Old Money



Young Money



Thank you to Jewlery

County Connect Exclusive: Ignorant Shot of the Week

This is a throwback shot from high school which needs a story along with it.
During Honorary Hoe: Jewlery's junior year of highschool, when dongless crotchfort reigned supreme in her life, not long after a certain run in with a construction worker named garbo at a certain 16th birthday party where a certain dance floor got tarnished, a kid named harry from our school had the idea of making a move on jewlery. If i remember it correctly the meat of the story was that he claimed to sniff her ass?
anyway thats what the picture is portraying and thats what i am sticking to as my story.

(excuse the run on sentence jesse and Tad, Im no scholar)

Opening Weekend from sub_TITLEproductions on Vimeo.

And there is the first liberty edit of the season.
3 Ride Squad in full effect

Shredits

Forest In Snowmass from Aaron Hooper on Vimeo.

This is the day before forest got third in some paul mitchell rail jam, I would rather watch this.

TodCast The Movie, Your Welcome

Hot jams

I found this after shredwards posted a TMZ video of miley cyrus. I dont know who this kid or what beat it is on, but i want to find the original.



T.A.D.D shout out in the second verse.



Nikki Minaj is the baddest. For sure

Mustache

Via Peter M.

Mustache

County Connect Exclusive: Preseason in Colorado

Kevin, Will and I went on our first snowboard trip of the season to Colorado for some early snow. Shit got buck, they threw hammers, i blew out my ankle, and it was a good time.

Thanks to the man above and these bottom bitches we had a place to stay, so thank you and goodnight.

Breck and Keystone from Tyler Vitello on Vimeo.

Theres the riding that went down out there, and if your not recognizing that eXtreme boarder at the end, its blacklister Chas Guldimond.



And the Brocam. Probably some of the only footage I will ever have on here, so enjoy it while you can.

Thanks again to Lauren, Tyler, Hilliary and whatever made me destroy my ankle.
also that cold hearted roomate of laurens that locked us out for 10 mins. Sorry for Partying

Best of Kenny Powers

The Best of Kenny Powers from Danny McBride

The ender is the best.

New county connect videos and pictures coming tonight

20 Seconds of WTF !?!?!?

So this is a moment of WTF, a house a blaze in fire, with some Real-life version of South Park's Timmmmay on a stretcher...Overall this whole scene is epic and makes me laugh everytime I watch it, so I'm passing on the laughs to ya'll. Enjoy.

:15 to :20 is the money shot, its like a WTF moment inside a WTF moment, shoutout Inception...which comes out on DVD Dec. 7th.

Bonus Video...


That dog was probably listening to this...Harder Better Faster Stronger (Beatbot Remix) by BEATBOT



No means no, Ben
~Suaved

Liberty will open by next week

Hot shot of Jay riding his sk8bananna on the stash. Kit is looking tight

A Tale of Two DREs from FootyFIEND.com on Vimeo.

BIRDgang from FootyFIEND.com on Vimeo.

I just checked out footy fiend, pretty sick. There has never been a really respectable liberty edit so there's some whistler footage.

County Connect Exclusive: Hot Moves

Turbo with the broom



I think i have posted this before, but it gets me every time

What to watch

Via fitz Via T.A.D.D



Big Bear is open, Sunday in the park this sunday? Hope so.

Gnarly in Japan

Four Loko: It's Roofies in a Can! - watch more funny videos

That one is for too many people to shout out.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

jewsteele from bluelander

Dogged

Ignorant Shot of the Week the update

This thanksgiving break proved to be the most ignorant few days this fall. After a "reunion night" in towson, which included T.A.D.D's discovery of Suaves love of doorknobs and all smells metal, there was an old school get together at Chef Steph's.



The night proved things possible that you would have previously believed only a myth, or something you read on urban dictionary.



The feat of the night was the doing of our favorite HPU Panther. It was what some would refer to as the ski poles, some others maybe the old double dutch rudder. Without being too specific.

Affiliates verified as the ski poles: Shook, Shooter

if you think about it long enough, it should come to you.

Videos to watch

Keegan Valaika ThrowBack from Aaron Hooper on Vimeo.

New and Old footage of keegan V. Deffinatly worth watching

Whistler Opener from Martian Cartel on Vimeo.

Whistler opener

new County Connect Video coming out Soon!

County Connect Exclusive: Pix?

If you guys ever wondered what would happen if you sent Raul a text just saying "Pix?"

This is exactly what you would get.

Also has recently recovered from the tragic love affair with Ned L which sparked around the time doug and Pat started up their little fling. God help both of you, and Raul is now in a relationship with some Catonsville broad. I encourage you all to friend request her on facebook.




This little beauty was taken around 7pm on sunday night after picking up Fat dean and dong from the trashiest bar in town, Caseys. After Rob "dat niggah" Mos coming exceedingly close to an ex ray lewis groupie we will simply refer to on here as Dongs Sister, Doug got out of the car, stumbled into a mailbox, than went face first into the curb/ street. It was an epic fall and I wish i had video of it.

Until Next time.

Churlicious at 3 Ride

Wanna Cruise?



Vischurrrrr



Errr no Visurrrrr





P.A.T.T

County Connect Exclusive: Pumpkin Chunkin'

Rackum Garret



Suave Claiming it



DJ Squin and Bridgette looking mad suspect



Classic Tammy



Garbo was just showing us what his doctors say he will look like 5 years from now. Our prayers are with you Garbage.



I sent tad down with a camera because I asked to work the weekend of the festival, due to its location and the general bad experience salisbury is. Tad took some very strange footage and also some banger shots like brads "finish what you got". (Lisa Lonez was spotted today working the register at the Sports Authority Towson location). So I made this edit and finished it out with some good old pete hitting the camera. I like to call it Pierre hits the camera

New Jams from 50

County Connect Affiliate: Brandon

Now Presenting: The Sickest Kid In The Whole Bar from Evan Thornton on Vimeo.

Deffinatly the Sickest kid in the bar.

Thursday night Game Day

Ravens lost.
Garbo looses his O's shirt

I will call it an even trade.

Snowboard Edits of the week

Bone Zone Episode 2 from Analog Clothing on Vimeo.

Utah is gay, but this edit is tight, so is this pre season park

Weekend With Alex from Analog Clothing on Vimeo.

Alex Andrews is the new AM for Analog, they rented him a house for the crew to live in this winter, and this is how it goes down

Analog Houses from Analog Clothing on Vimeo.

And thats Danny D's crib, pretty tight

County Connect Exclusive: Ignorant Shot of the Week

This is basically the picture which sparked my idea for "getting Suaved". Eric likes to spend the time he has away from his Econ major, and his Frat life, wondering aimlessly on the internet between music, basketball, music/basketball, soccer, gay, and wizarding blogs. Eric knows he was born on national wizarding day, which is not a real thing, and also nobody should know in the first place. Also he probably casts spells on duke when he is thinking about the UMD basketball season. I hate to say it but the picture above is not even the most ignorant harry potter induced picture a county connect affiliate has ever been involved in. Andrea, AKA skinny dean ( shout out T Crane aka AA)



That shot was taken for the sun paper I believe, but I may be wrong. Regardless it was some kind of publication and it was taken with what looks to be a tech boy. But I also may have made that up. I wish it was though.
Anyway It was taken years ago and if it was available in its time, it would have been the ignorant shot of the week. Hell maybe even the month.




This shot was taken of my friend carson trying some kind of tap/ blunt maneuver on these great divide picnic tables. He defiantly overshot this but there's not a doubt in my mind that he landed it with his cat like reflexes. Carson is killing it and check out the Moose Mansion Blog if you want to stay up to date with progressive montana snowboarding

County Connect Exclusive: Sorrentino's feature film

Untitled from Nick sorrentino on Vimeo.

40 Mins of Bangers.
Watch it in pieces if you must

County Connect Exclusive: Progressive Ideas

So after the recent contribution from County Connect Affiliate, Pierre, on the idea of What will Mike Eat Next I have been brainstorming a few more. I am going to post a poll, so you guys can vote on which one you like best.

And here are the Contestants:

Stinking With Stains



This Idea is probably not possible, but in a perfect world it would just be a reality show about the like of Stains. It would Ideally be about both of the stains brothers but they both hate everything to do what this site so it would never happen. Never the less, Take some time to imagine the results of this idea becoming reality.

Garbage with Garbo

Everyone who looks at this site has witnessed garbo's lifestyle and lifestyle choices. I would try to follow him around and report all of the puking, roller hockey games, and pickup lines that make his life so interesting.

Getting Suaved

BASSNECTAR-THE 808 TRACK_10-10-10 from Bryon Evans on Vimeo.

An idea about eric's life behind closed doors. Nobody knows what drives rico to photoshop himself into a harry potter ad, or why he would release a techno track he made onto the social network of facebook, but maybe with some serious 1 on 1 coverage it would become clear. Chances are that it wouldn't

T.A.D.D. is Quite the Multi-Tasker

Free Gucci aka T.A.D.D. has a bit of a problem paying attention/only doing one thing at a time, anyways some fellas took a video of T.A.D.D. driving in a Dongless Crotchfort upgraded Scion (I believe the xB model). Took a gander and I would not suggest anyone to do what is about to be done...but T.A.D.D. does this on the reg so hes legit.



Birthday Kitty wants to wish Matthew McConaughey a happy 40th for tomorrow (Nov. 4th)"Alright, alright, alrightttt...Party at the moon tower, full kegs, everybody is gonna be there." (He's one of my heroes btw)



~Suaved

Kenny Powers

"I will steal that sword from you like a god damn child"



""were going to get kicked out of this mother fucker"

Season Finale is on sunday, the season was way too short again, but its going to be sick.

House of 1817 the Movie

House of 1817: The Movie from riley erickson on Vimeo.

In full, with all of the heaviest hitters; keegan, bradshaw, jake oe, and the rest of the crew
watch this shit

County Connect Exclusive: The Halloween Weekend

Enjoy






Team Zissou



Bonnie and Pierre



BROoks, Hyped.

A Post For Jay: A true Mans Man

Halldor and Kareem in Stubaiiiii from www.helgasons.com on Vimeo.

Some killer jibing from the hellgasons in some euro shit nobody understands

Heres a link to an awesome Mark Lando Interview



PBR is truely american Beer



Sick pow with E Jack



"pouches are for pussys" - Jason Patrick

Nike Snowboarding

Nike/ Transworld trip to LAXX



Some weird edit about the grease powered bus they took from tahoe to portland. the snowboarding is sick

Ohh Yeah's from Paulie D

Stole this off of russell's facebook.



And here is John Flacco in his best Jersey Shore costume. Im sure everyone has already seen this unless your not friends with Ra, in which case, now you have.

Snowboarding stuff with Videograss

Im really hyped on this picture of Bradshaw and Carrington tuning boards at the shop last year. Carrington is base grinding Jake Kuzyk's board and if you haven't seen his intro part in InColor, than you should invest some money in a copy and check that shit out.



This is Harrison Gordon's part form this past year. He has quickly become one of my favorite red headed snowboarders. check out his back lip on the LR rail!

Fishing | Joe Sexton & Jake Olson-Elm from BALD E-GAL PRODUCTIONS on Vimeo.

Some fishing with Jake OE and Joe Sexton. It's pretty funny, but I don't understand all the hype around fishing these days

Grendys gets Gaffled from matt roberge on Vimeo.

A good practical joke on Grendy's. Too bad this car is no longer in his posession.

Skateboarding edits

One of Zack's friends from Pittsburgh is making this video and it looks pretty sick, and the title is awesome.



Krooked video will be at 3 ride tomorrow. Its going to be awesome.



Some west coast sickness

County Connect Exclusive: The Update

Now that it is almost halloween, It is time for an update on some Affiliates, Honorary Hoe's, a few matadors, and adding a few things to the old Blacklist. In Affiliates news, Tad is done with his career as a W&l Long pole and has pursued a new one in posting cat videos on Montse's facebook



Erico Suave is keeping things Fratty with Phi Delt, and keeping his shirts fresh with some permanent pit stains (he told me today he can no longer wear grey, red, or yellow shirts).



Raul is still in the devil's armpit we like to call Salisbury and very excited for the ever notorious Pumpkin Chunkin'. Also, just a week or so ago he, "i really LOL'd on this one". If you can look at Watsons pictures, you know what I'm talking about. Matty Ice was in town just this weekend to have a diversity match against the morgan state bears. Coast Guard felt the need to make there presence known by flying a helicopter to the feild and knocking down Mervo highschool's fence around they're brand new turf field.



BROoks was recently picked as the UMD representative for the Cricket Campus Railjam which will be held sometime in the spring. Garbo was recently told that his teeth are slowly getting crooked, his hairline is receding, he will soon have a hunch back, and if he does not wear an eye patch for a while each night he will also soon have a lazy eye. Although in defense Garbo's Bills did take the Ravens into overtime this week.

In Honorary Hoe's news, Alyssa is recently turned single and she really wanted me to make this known to the county connect community so I'm guessing she is looking for an In-House replacement. Dibs. It turns out skataway is still in high school, so for all of you who were led to believe she wasn't, you are wrong and you might want to keep that under wraps. Corinne is now the BMOC (big man on campus) of WAC because she believes she has a considerable amount to do with kicking a large group of "townies" out of a lacrosse party on friday.



Also I would like to extend my gratitude for her housing ollie and myself that night because Shredwards is a shit-head and went home to skype with his gf.



Honorary Hoe Renee is also recently single, although she is sissy's roomate so if your at salisbury than I do not suggest going anywhere close to her dorm. God help us all.

In Matador news, B Lee has been given 2 warnings by his RA for being too loud while dishing out HJ's to Z Crane, but that is no real suprise to any of us.



Lastly I would like to add these two things to the blacklist:

Top Gun

Fly Boys take over college park. Boom, Roasted, Freako.

-Matty Ice

Bromance at it's Finest...with examples

This is the ultimate "bromance" music video and gets more ridiculous/funny as you watch. Produced very well i'd say, plus the song is mad decent...

Basically, this video reminded me of two sets of Bromances i've witnessed, both occuring this past summer in NYC (Speaking of NY...This dOOd is running for governor ) at a certain 21st Birthday Shindig of Streetname:Doodlebug. Dongless Crothchfort and his "Boy-toy" Pat, and the other being countyconnect's own "raul'in the world" aka Ratshitied with his hombre "Uncle Nedly". For those who witnessed these bromances can understand their power, but for those who didn't have the pleasure, this video will have to suffice...

Grum - "Through the Night"



This puppy's cuteness will kill you...



Annnnndd...you're dead.

~Suaved

County Connect Exclusive: The Matadors

Z Crane and B lee get in touch with each other during a dorm room heart to heart at UMD. Also, B lee has freshly trimmed balls if the lady's are interested.

Possibly some new staff.

Freak Suave is currently looking into hiring the following gentlemen to narrate the County Connect Exclusives. I'm all for it.

County Connect Exclusive: A night In Shooter

Fact: Shooter intends to try out for Real World as soon as he is of legal age

Willy just renegading his favorite beer

Todcast's worth watching

SoCal loves Tex-Mex



Camping sucks

The Video, Video Review

All you need to know about Snowboard videos from this year. Except Cheers, Buy that one too.

October 12th Pack Moment

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Stuff you should watch

Jake Kuzyk rips hard. This is his video part from last year in sandbox



Some park runs with him



This dude is blacklisted. No flow, and he is deffinatly not from baltimore.



Holy shit how did this happen? The laxtitute shout out was pretty awesome though

Mr. Randy Watson!

They play so fine, don't you agree?

Euro Teasers

Isenseven - "Don't Panic!" TEASER from Vincent Urban on Vimeo.

These dudes look like they have accents

The Eurogap teaser from Euro Gap on Vimeo.

Creeper Connect

wheres walldo?...........Wheres Garbo?