Couple of Chur's

Just a couple of Chur's on the prowl over at the P.A.T.T Pad.
They can both nollie heel better than you, no questions asked

Shane O'neil is pretty good

Stuff to Watch

Lizard on Snow from updown magazine on Vimeo.

a51 AWSM-ness from torstein horgmo on Vimeo.

AWSM CREW "SIDE HITS" from torstein horgmo on Vimeo.

Snow is coming

SNL

hot jams of the day

I just found out this got posted again so its going in this post.
It does have good music though

A whole lot of Snowboarding

If you don't enjoy this, your out of your damn mind

CHEERS Sneak Peak Trailer from The People Crew on Vimeo.

Sold out of this one once already at 3 ride, but there are more to come

keegan valaika bozwreck 2 from jan plesnik on Vimeo.

Two Banger video parts

Helgasons Hills - Pirate World Premier from www.helgasons.com on Vimeo.

And this, Halldor Helgason killing it

Good Shit... Right Merokie?

I wish I knew how this one turned out.



That one is for Ollie





The Lizard King. One of my favorite skaters, and one of the craziest people I have ever herd of.

Bear Mtn video: Paint it Red...Full Movie

Defiantly worth watching

County Connect Affiliate: Brian

12 Pack Brad quotes "He looks gawd".
Thanks lonez



This is brian in his prime. Sometimes you have to stumble

Facebook Status's that Blew my mind

1. Nate Bozung is better now im baked still stressin but malaka lol wake nbizake (^^^)
2.Nick Hamel Bourbon tonight with Olivia Renee Micucci and Morgan Mullaney for Chitty Bang Takes Over!!!! Let's blow the roof off this bitch!!!!
3.Nick Hamel ITS THIRSTY THURSDAY!!!!
4. Nick Hamel Dream Team aka Nick Hamel and Danny Oneill hittin up bourbon street!!! ... HARD!



A lot of people think I hate on everything or whatever, but recently I have grown to hate these status's more than anything else on earth. To anyone who thinks weed dosn't effect your head or whatever, look at that first status. I bet very few sane people who do not smoke weed would write anything even close to that, plus every time i read it I think of the Sunny episode when frank hooks up with the snail.
Now the rest of these; I have even started deleting facebook friends if the homo status's go on for long enough but This kid from my high school goes way beyond gay and just makes it funny to see what he thinks in his head is cool to do.




Let's blow the roof off this bitch... Really?

Who is Sexual Chocolate?

The one and only consistant commenter on County Connect is a suspect by the name of Sexual Chocolate. We have little to no idea who this person is but here are some suspects we have come up with


Sorrentino is a internet savy tiger town student with the ability and discrete presence to pull off a scheme like this


It could be any one of these three characters but the Mike and Paula are both frequent county connect viewers, but my only hesitance on putting this on either of them is that they just don't care enough


This is the #2 suspect, She is looking very suspicious in her mask here. Skataway, were onto you


Suave is claiming fitz is the man with the sexual chocolate plan, but i refuse to believe this because typically he uses a code name from It's always sunny, or even some clever play on his name


I would just blame Rakum Willie, but he has passed away



If you have information on this, Please comment below

Fat Dean Remix Gif File and Music

Hey Ya'll, I was bored and made this gif file of Fat Dean in his prime to be enjoyed by all. I'm memorized by this and spend a good bit of time just watching it over and over. Use it wisely...


GIFSoup

Here is some music I've been jammin to, both party tracks...

The Cataracs - "Top of the World"

Download

Olu - "Heartbeat" (Remix)

Download

As always,
~Suaved

StepBrothers

"Hello Ms. Lady"

Good Wood

So every year since I've been snowboarding, Transworld does a test called Good Wood to see which boards are the sickest. There used to be 10 mens and 10 womens, now they have a whole camber or reverse camber thing going on , as well as an all mountain, and a Park specific catagory. The Good Wood test is deffinatly the best overall board rating system in the industry right now. Some times I will find a good test on South of the North or maybe another magazine but most of the time it seems like it is some power carving kook testing a board too soft for his visor brim to handle. So check out these videos and the all of the Good Wood boards have stickers on them to label them in the shop. You wont be able to see it if your buying online because your probably a shit head if you buy online.

Skate Edits of the Week: Tom Asta, Altimont east coast, DucheBag Tour with Matix

Altamont East Coast Skate Rock tour video by Ty Evans from Altamont Apparel on Vimeo.

Matix Deutsche Bag Tour from Matix on Vimeo.

LA GAY HIPSTER FIGHT

Fresh from New London, CT. also the home of the Coast Guard Academy (Home to Matty Ice), we have this gem...a fight between Gay hipsters (A double wammy of sorts) Jus Kidding this is actually from Los Angeles and is comically tradgic to the point where you just can't look away. The narrator says it perfectly when he references "West Side Story" which is pretty gay in its own right, but this might take the cake. Enjoy...


Hope nobody was offended...(Kevin Devine) boom, roasted
~Suaved

Coast Guard Doing Big Things

This is Dope

Dope - Teaser

E-man & Stathis 'Blunt Trauma' from Knabelkcorb on Vimeo.

Snowboard season is getting closer by the day.
Pray for cooler weather, and snow once november hits....cause I still want to skate

September 12th-Pack Moment

Que pasa brochachos, raul here for the monthly scoop on the endeavors of mr bradley andrew lonez. Esquela has started for us sea gulls, and b-rad is doin his thang. Its been a little busy so I have not fully been able to catch the lonez-antics but i know they are still flowing day-to-day. Today I'd like to critique the broness of brad andruBronez. Observe the picture below.


What a legend. Lets approach this head-to-toe. Observe the Lance Get his Pants Armstrong biker shades. Random super troopers quote insert: "Ohhh biker.. I'm an idiot." Lonez, I'd lose a testicle too if I was wearing those. Moving south, the infamous towel on the shoulder. He's ready to hit the beach with his bath towel. Brad has failed to wear his normal baby gap tight t-shirts and went shirtless on this one. Learning a little, but use some sunscreen bromosexual. Brad is rockin fresh new quiksilver boardshorts, but don't be fooled, this isn't lonez. B-rad, dig back into that dresser and pull out your sunsations netted flowered swim trunks, you know you still love them. Analyzing brads facial expressions. Brad is never to sure how to react to cameras. "Is it cool to smile? Should i pretend like I'm modeling? Does my stomach look okay? I know what I'll do, I'll just raise my hand slightly in the air." That's a pretty legendary move lonez. If only Codys butthole was under that hand, he would be in heaven. To conclude the 12th pack leslie moment, I would like to envision how Brad will hit the beach as an elderly bro. I think this may be fitting.


Look at that badass. Shout-outs to Andrea Apostolou, hope you blacked-out harder than Ravens alternate uni's.. and Lardarius Webb, you will probably never read this, but your my boy, I hope you can play tomorrow night and show Reivis whos boss.

Ignorant Shot of the Week

So Strassner has decided to go beyond just shaving his favorite DUI prone UMD lacrosse players number into his body, he has now decided to represent the whole country with-in his chest sweater. The Denim is obviously necessary because as Suave once said," If you ain't redneck, you aint shit". Also, Boobs is just posted to show everyone that he is so bro he doesn't need sleeves or undershirts.






I will just give the background story on this one.. I was walking back to Suaves apartment last night and i get a call from shredwards. I answer and it was some girl telling me that alex was rolling in mulch and puking by himself and she was trying to be a good person and help him out. He would not tell her his name or where he went to school, even though this girl ended up being from chestertown. The girl ended up putting him on a bus to the view and I found him solo on the bus around 3. He had mulch everywhere including inside his mouth. Than he stole my hat.




I don't have a clue how I captured this ignorant moment..... I realized squin was bitter that the blacklist queen was no longer sweating him, and Garrets lady Liz was just trying to console him. Squin knows what he wants, and it was definatly not a hug from liz or her cup of wine.

South African Swag

One of my classmates from South Africa introduced me to these guys and I had to pass it on. Shout out Freako

I used to use this little gun when I was a male prostitute

Don't.

Garbo loves the Burger...and deer

Garbo deffinatly has made his decision to reelect the current DA.


Also Garbo hates deer

Pictures from Cockysville park and a skate montage from strange notes

Shuman poke's out an ollie over the pyramid



Who is the king of cockysville?

New Video's Coming soon

Old footage, some used, some new.
Also, Exhibit A of the Stinktionary by dong, featuring 12 pack brad

Dub Tee

This is a throwback from jewlery and garry's junior year. Just a typical night at a party for those broads.

Dance Jams and Thrasher in Baltimore

This video is too rediculous

Fresh Tracks

^ this shit is mad homo, but a lot of the county connect digs this shit so whatever

Hayden goes to a party 2

Hayden's Music Video from keegan valaika on Vimeo.

Hayden likes to party, Maybe harder than most

Soon to come, Hayden goes to a party 2

Skate Edit of the Week: Lakai somewhere in euro

pretty tight

Bromosexual of the week: hater hater

Heyo, its your finest brochacho Raul. Thought id stop in for a short post and connect with the cc world. Topic of discussion: yours truly, hater hater. the papaschnosby would do just great in the media world, he hates on practically anything and everything. His blacklist runs for miles (could it be the red hair?) if you don't have a snowboard, andy nelsons sweet tea, absurdly long tshirts, big colorful square sunglasses, and a pair of nike stefan janoski's, you better not come across this guy. no chick is on this kids level, except for the caricaturist at cousin darby's 21st bday in new york. Anyway, just thought id giver a lover lover shoutout to the hater hater and just say hey, quit drinkin the haterade. Oh this picture is so bro its ridiculous.


And hater hater is really 5'3 with an inverted penis.



Shout-out to Enrique Iglesias, one love one love.

Hyped on Snow

In Color Week: 5 Trick Fix Video from hcsner nedyah on Vimeo.

In Color, Left Brain right Brain, and on Voyage are all in Stores Now.
This new In Color Teaser has the first 2 Shots at Baltimore County Public Schools. Which one? you can figure that out yourself.

Between Two Ferns With Seth Galifianakis and Sean Penn

Here's another installment of Between Two Ferns with the lesser known Seth Galifiankis(Zach's twin brother...or is it) and oh yea it's brought to you by Speed Stick

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns

~Suaved

Ignorant Shot of the Week: Raul

This picture does not need words to go with it, but if you couldnt find them than I keep reading. My name is Ra, and I <3 being a Gull. I wore this lanyard so everyone knows im really chill. Also it is practical because I used to get so hammered I would lose my keys, but now there just around my neck...Duhh! and everyone can see I drive a jeep bro. I party too hard for draft beers, I need bottles. This girl behind me is totally my ex girlfriends cousin, Dibs.